1953

Joke of the Day

"The person who came up with ""happily ever after"" probably didn't realize humans would live longer than 34 years."

"There was an old lady at a ATM today, she asked me if I could help check her balance. So I pushed her over."

"Why didn't the coast guard save the hippy? He was too far out!"

"Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC."

"Why are jews not creative? Because they can't think outside the BOX."

"Toy Story (1995) - A cowboy & a deluded astronaut battle over who gets to sleep with a 6-year-old boy."

"What do sperm and politicians have in common? About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human."

"Do you want to hear a ghost joke? That's the spirit"

"So cats CAN'T fend for themselves for 4 weeks after all. Even though I left mini frozen pizzas, cash for emergencies and my mobile number."

"What's a crackhead with no drugs? Crack-a-lacking"