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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter."
Next Joke
"There's nothing funny about leaked celebrity nudes Which is good because it's hard to masturbate while laughing."
"If I'm going to be this awake at 2:30 in the morning, I might as well go guard a factory or something."
"Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'"
"Why does Donald Trump take women out on his yacht? Because of the implication."
"Just bought a sweet British accent off of Daniel Craig's List."
"What do you call a duck that likes to steal? A Robber Ducky!"
"Why don't boxers have sex before a fight? Because they don't like each other."
"Why are all the streets in Paris lined with trees? Because Nazis prefer to march in the shade."
"Why does Mel Gibson never order a French Dip at a restaurant? Because it comes with Au Jus."