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Joke of the Day
"What's the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls. They're under a buck."
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"When toasting the holidays Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine. Democrats ask for a ""Bud."""
"People tell me sharing is caring. Good thing I don't care."
"I met a girl who said she orgasmed every time she sneezed I asked her what she took for that. She said usually pollen or ragweed"
"I always keep two kinds of birth control available: condoms (cling wrap), and ""fancy"" condoms (condoms)."
"Why are there more females in the asexual community? because lesbians don't get boners."
"What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? Mash-scara!"
"What do you call a black person that flys an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard"
"Someone stole my watch and stepped on it. I beat them up. I swore to myself that day that that would never happen again. Not on my watch."
"I got 99 problems but I'm avoiding them all."