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Joke of the Day

"My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house.... I said Decepticons... She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed I shot the toaster we all had a good time."

"People believed in Jim Jones but... Sadly, he switched to KoolAid and lost a lot of followers."

"How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia? Glue bread to the ceiling."

"Suicide Bomber They said, ""If you blow up the building, you'll get 72 virgins when you go to heaven!"" I said, ""How about I just vandalize it for 5 sluts right now?"""

"I'm not lazy I chose to use my creative genius on mastering efficiency"

"What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood? You can't gargle sand."

"Judging by the way some women wear makeup it's rather obvious they didn't excel at coloring as a kid."

"what do you call a duck addicted to drugs ? A quack head"

"What do you call a gay rhinoceros? Scooter the unicorn."

"What's black and comes in little white cans? My favorite Michael Jackson joke."