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Joke of the Day
"Can Eddy cut a new hamster mane? No, but we're dailin' Tim as a Jew sits for my aunt."
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"How do comedians send messages? By tee-hee mail."
"I ate so much at Thanksgiving, I had to loosen my Fitbit. (Credit to my future mother-in-law for this suprise zinger)"
"Pope John Paul is being sainted. What a snub to Pope George Ringo."
"Optimism and Pessimism Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glad is half empty. Journalist: The glass is a victim of discrimination by White Christian Conservatives."
"I was trying to chose a password for my email, but I was not able to... I had chosen BrazilianDefense, but apparently it was too weak."
"BROTHER: The Godfather is on? That's not very Thanksgiving-y. ME: Well, it's about family..."
"How do we know that deer are stupid... ...and not just *really* suicidal?"
"There were 2 cows in a field and one says ""mooo"" and the other says... ""I was going to say that"""
"my mom thinks im the only one that uses the internet this late... but little does she know, all of you exist"