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Joke of the Day
"My son: do kids that get bullied go to college? Me: no they go to the police academy"
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"my dad is like boost mobile. where you at dog? ;("
"What is DNA short for? National Dyslexics Association"
"I had a joke about Jonestown, But the punchline was too long."
"And then the lord said...... ...come forth and you shall be granted eternal life...But i came fifth and won a toaster instead! Which is cool because i did not have a toaster"
"Russell Crowe had an affair with Meg Ryan He's gladiator."
"The worst kind of insomnia is snoring induced insomnia. That's when every time you start snoring your wife shoves you awake..."
"If the sheets are still on the bed when it's over, you're doing it wrong."
"The reason the earth's core is hot Is because my mixtape is so underground"
"I just swallowed my record player's needle and nothing's happened to me, nothing's happened to me, nothing's happened to me, nothing's happe"