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Joke of the Day

"What do hackers do when they go on vacation? They go phishing"

"Any one want to get a Helen Keller thread going? What do you do after you rape Helen Keller? Break her fingers so she can't tell her mom."

"What do kids eat for breakfast? Yogoat"

"There's nothing like shaving off your beard to remind everybody why your face needed a beard."

"I've just bought the new Beach Boys mobile phone. The ringtones are shit but it has good vibrations."

"My sex life is just like star wars: Its either Han Solo, or i have to use the force."

"What does a dishonest frog say? FIBBET"

"Short story about sharpness. Man 1: What is more sharp Mouth or Anus? Man 2: Mouth. Man 1: Can you cut your shit using your Mouth? Man 2: ..."

"Did you here about the kidnapping at school? He woke up."

"My iPod can hold over 3,000 songs, or one voicemail from my mom.."