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Joke of the Day
"Baby, words can't describe how attractive you are, But numbers can, 03/10."
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"Uno and mexican :/ Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they steal all the green cards."
"Working days I work only for Monday and Tuesday. Because after that even the week says WTF?!..."
"""I left you a voicemail."" You honestly might as well have written it on a post-it and thrown it into the sea."
"What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard? A neigh-maker"
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. Edit- This is a famous quote by Aaron Levenstein. A Professor told this to a friend."
"Stand up... Comedy"
"What do gay horses eat? Haaaaaay!"