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Joke of the Day
"What do kids eat for breakfast? Yogoat"
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"I've invented a new sex position: the 114 I was 69ing with this girl wen her husband came home and shoved a 45 up my ass"
"[glances toward living room stenographer] ""Please read back what my wife said 45 seconds ago."" stenographer: I promise not to get mad"
"That awkward moment when your date says she has a hair piece but later you find out she was saying herpes."
"Meow What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies? A purrvert."
"I should never read tweets at work because I laugh out loud and everyone asks what's funny and I have to say this excel spreadsheet."
"There's 3 types of people in the world. The ones that know how to count and the ones that don't."
"Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I didn't see you first."
"A spider so big you politely ask it to leave the premises & then sheepishly accept its refusal with all the dignity of a French surrender."
"The Bible would be more believable if Adam was tempted by a slice of pizza instead."