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Joke of the Day
"Did you here about the kidnapping at school? He woke up."
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"Having more isn't always a good thing I mean, I have a cousin with more chromosomes...."
"Define ""Will"" Isn't it obvious? It's a dead giveaway!"
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot!"
"I saw this lady vogueing alone so I felt bad and started dancing with her. Anyone know sign language for 'Im sorry'?"
"What do you call a duck that likes to steal? A Robber Ducky!"
"What idiot called it removing a curse and not a hexagon?"
"What is it called when a gangster kills his friend? A Homie-cide"
"Knock-Knock!"
"How do introverts feel within society? [removed]"