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"What's the most common question in Quantum Physics? I don't know"
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"My wife and I just renewed our vows of celibacy."
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"Mark Wahlberg's mom: Marky Mark! It's time for a snacky snacky before you take a nappy nap. Mark Wahlberg: Jesus, mom. I'm 44. What snack?"
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"A Big Moron and a Little Moron Were on a Trestle The big moron fell off. How did the other stay on? He was a little more on..."
"Someday, I will make a great dad.... I don't have any parenting experience, but I *can* tell terrible jokes."
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"Does anyone have the address for starving kids in Africa? Our daughter doesn't want her waffle fries."
"""I'm hungry!"" says your sister... ""Hi Hungry, I'm Dad"" your father replies Two hours later, your dad says, ""I'm fucking hungry!"""