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Joke of the Day

"Ebay is great! I just ordered a chicken and an egg. We shall see what one comes first."

"There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and nine other types of people."

"What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !"

"What's common to the cockpit of a modern fighter aircraft and the inside of a headhunter's hut? The heads-up display"

"I don't think it is fair God plays for the Seahawks, seems like an unfair advantage."

"Flirtation tip: glue a dead wasp to your hand before the date, then snatch at the air beside her head and show her the wasp. Say ""close one"""

"If you look like your passport photo You probably aren't well enough to travel."

"When his I.Q. reaches 50, he should sell."

"Yep, we're the minority around here when we have the only Wi-Fi network name written in English in the entire neighborhood."

"women wearing veils at their wedding arent fooling anybody. you invited us to this shit we know its you under there. cut the crap lady"