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Joke of the Day

"I'm the most anti-social person I know"

"I told my friend not to play Pokemon Go in India You won't just find a Pikachu there, you'll also find a gang banging you."

"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? he had a reptile dysfunction..."

"I'm sitting next to a beautiful woman at a bar so now it's only a matter of time before nothing happens."

"What do you call the stupidest fish in the sea? A dumb bass."

"Ex-girlfriend I used to date this girl with a lazy eye...it turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."

"Sometimes u see the moon during the day and it's like, wow, how embarrassing. Showed up early because you were bored? Get a life, nerd moon."

"An angry wife storms up to her husband. Wife: Our son just called me a bitch. Husband: That son of a bitch!"

"What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank? Pilaf."

"I have a heroine addiction... ...because I can only sleep with a girl if she has saved somebody's life."