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Joke of the Day

"A Big Moron and a Little Moron Were on a Trestle The big moron fell off. How did the other stay on? He was a little more on..."

"Did you hear about the magician who could create things out of thin air? They contacted him to give him a TV show, but once they found out he was a fake, it never materialized."

"I asked a grocery store clerk to help me find the vodka Turns out he was my spirit guide."

"2 moderators walk into a bar and see this pedo [removed]"

"I was reading that dogs can successfully sniff out cancer in humans. Now I'm worried that I've got testicular cancer."

"Report card day: The only day where double D's are a bad thing."

"Slavery is such an ugly word... I prefer the term lifetime unpaid internship."

"She told me my analogies didn't make any sense. It seriously made me feel like a biscuit in an elevator."

"Sometimes I kidnap holes filled with water *Well, well, well... What have we here?*"

"Car alarms should sound like two chicks in a fight. I'd look out the window for that."