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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I just renewed our vows of celibacy."
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"If Willy Wonka manufactured anything other than candy that movie would just be a dark tale of a negligent factory owner murdering children."
"What is a Canadian's Favorite Game? Sorry!"
"I found $100 in my pocket this morning and almost quit my job"
"Possession is nine-tenths of the law. The other tenth must be exorcism."
"Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man? he had to much baggage"
"I'm not flirting, I'm being friendly. *gets on knees and undoes your belt*"
"Roses are red... This one is screwed up, you've been warned. /our flag is too /raise your hand to the sky /and gas all the jews"
"Wanted to be a Karmania?! it is so much easy to have comment karmas than having 1 simple link karma"
"How do elephants smell? Really bad."