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Joke of the Day

"When you get turned on by the idea of the government watching you masturbate That's just you feeling Illumi-naughty."

"Still don't understand why all car commercials show the car skidding out of control."

"What do you call a Chinese millionaire? Cha-Ching."

"Whats Red and bad for your Teeth? A brick."

"Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives? Purrgatory."

"I'm going to open a French-Vietnamese restaurant serving fake noodles.... I'll call it Faux Pho."

"How are Harambe and the iPhone the same? it only took one extra hole to kill them both"

"Did you hear that France changed their flag? It is now just White"

"11 was a race horse 11 was 12 11 1 1 race 12 1 1 2"

"How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Oops.I can't believe I broke the last one. I guess you'll have to sit in the dark."