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Joke of the Day

"I lost my virginity to a mentally disabled girl last night I wanted my first time to be special."

"What do you call two crows? Attempted murder"

"What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page? It blew up"

"What do you call a Nun in a wheelchair Virgin Mobile Stolen from r/christianity"

"Boy says this to girl Boy: No word can describe how beautiful you are Girl: Awwwww Boy: But a number can, 2/10"

"Everyone seems to like tinman from wizard of oz... But I can't stannum.>_>"

"Jesus only ever had one orgasm in his life We're still waiting for the Second Coming"

"Anyone want to come over for a topless pizza party? I'll supply the dough, you bring the toppings."

"Bummed cuz parents wont send their kids to my resort that teaches how to pay attention. I thought ""Concentration Camp"" would be a gold mine."