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Joke of the Day

"Oops, I ""accidentally"" left my in-laws at the grocery store. Darn. I guess I'll just have to get them Monday on the way back to the airport."

"Did you see the guy at Walmart hiding from ugly people?"

"A Limerick There once was a man from Port Crown Who went to a doctor in town. The doc gave to he A sup-po-si-to-ry. ""I will not take this sitting down!"""

"Guys, I really think 50 Shades missed out on a really a big marketing slogan... ""CLIMAX IN IMAX"""

"Guess what I saw? wood"

"Seven days without food... Makes one weak!"

"My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian, it's like I've never seen herbivore!"

"Why did the condom fly across the room? He was pissed off!"

"""What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket, Officer?"" ""Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."""

"Sexually active I was sexually active at 12....its now 12.14am and my hand is fuckin killing me."