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Joke of the Day
"How does trump fire a gun? He tells the bullet it's fired."
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"Taylor Swift seems like the kind of chick who'd stare at her boyfriend while he's sleeping."
"""millennials sure do love APPS!!"" i can edit a movie on my phone. you used to harass women for recreation. go back to watching suits grandpa"
"It's ironic that pregnant people have to order virgin drinks."
"Orange Signal Booster Network Service has a mobile phone signal booster that is specifically designed to improve the Orange Network signal."
"A kid goes up to his dad with a question... ""Dad, can I ask you something?"" ""Of course."" ""You and mom are both white, but I'm black. Why?"" ""That party was so wild, it's a wonder you don't bark."""
"""All black people are Aiwa, and all jews are Technics."" ""Those are just stereo types."""
"You can tell a lot about a person based on how long it takes them to find the gun emoji."
"I got a book for Hanukkah today It was the diary of Anne Frank"
"What was Robert E. Lee voted in his High School Yearbook? ""Most likely to Secede"""