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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper ? He sold his soul to Santa."
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"What's the difference between karate and judo? Karate is a method of self defense and judo is what bagels are made of."
"Hulu coming to PS3. Finally I can watch TV on my TV."
"""If you don't have anything nice to say, say as much as you can."" - the internet"
"I am not a ride or die chick. I have questions. Where we going? Will there be food? Why do I have to die? Why didn't you like my last pic?.."
"Im black and crack addict I cant satisfy any of my hoes :("
"What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building? ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""
"Scientists find new way to measure pregnancy Placentage"
"Sometimes I bring maracas to a meeting just to shake things up."
"Felix Baumgartner's 127,000 ft jump becomes world's greatest free fall, unseating previous record set by the 2008 US Economy. #spacejump"