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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain? A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind."

"Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon"

"Racist, Sexist, Nasty, and/or Terrible jokes that makes us questions your morals. I'll start! Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: *None, feminists can't change anything*!"

"What do you call a really extraordinary farmer? A man outstanding in his field."

"What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs? An apology."

"I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year... Now, it's Election night."

"Why did the children cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ? Collie-wood !"

"My wife's returning today after an 8-day trip, so I should probably dampen the kitchen sponge and re-position it."

"So the human cannonball decided to quit his job at the circus... The ringmaster said ""Please, no you can't! We'll never be able to find another man of your caliber!"""