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Joke of the Day
"I do my women like I do my homework I don't"
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"Interviewer: It says here you're skilled at saying unexpected things? Me: Yes, I am. Interviewer: Hmm, I thought you were going to say something unexpec-- oh, you're good."
"What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution."
"Why do GPSes work really well in Washington state? There are lots of Seattleites there!"
"I fear for the calendar... ...its days are numbered."
"""DOUG YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT!"" [camera pans to me struggling with Doug for his name tag]"
"When Scarlett Witch was at the Avengers HQ... you could say she needed...adult super Vision."
"What's the favorite letter of the National Socialist Party? Anyone before the last one actually. Because they are all not Zs."
"What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede."
"A man walks into a restaurant..."