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Joke of the Day

"did your friends rob that bank? ""I'll never talk"" I forgot that you're prejudice against robbers ""what?!? some of my best friends rob banks"""

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"What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom? ""He's a real fun guy [fungi]."""
"Why are Pirates pirates??? Because they ARRRRR"
"Socks and sandals are like condoms There is almost no chance of getting a girl pregnant"
"My friends are like ""hey come camping with us this weekend"" & I'm like ""I can't, I have to get new friends"""
"What did one crow say to the other? Caw dude?"
"America elected Donald Trump And we're going toupee for it"
"She sells sea shells by the sea shore because she graduated from an online university."
"Tell me you love me. Then get in the kitchen, make me a sandwich and let me play my video games so I know it's real"
"Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it."