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Joke of the Day
"What did the slice of pork say to the attractive woman.... ....you may be hot, but I'm bacon!!!"
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"What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air? A dead centipede."
"DJ Khaled has just declined a role in his upcoming biopic. When asked about his decision, he was quoted to have said ""never play yourself."""
"What do you call a letter that was sent to a man by a feminist? Hate male."
"[text from friend) Her: You doing okay? Me: Yeah I guess. Why, what have you heard?"
"""YOL9"" -cats"
"What do you call the study of butts? Analysis."
"[One to tell militant women]: how many women on their period does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [Meekly] ^just ^one..."
"I'm skipping the gym today because I already have a six pack... waiting for me in the fridge at home."
"Toys to Africa Stop sending toys to children in Africa. It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you."