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Joke of the Day

"Toys to Africa Stop sending toys to children in Africa. It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you."

"Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... ...but it's definitely up there."

"*first date (Me, texting) This is awful. She's boring, has no sense of humor & rude Her: You know you speak out loud when you text, right?"

"I was in the park wondering why a frisby looks bigger the closer it gets And then it hit me."

"An old couple was found dead in a drive in theater ... they came to see the movie ""Closed for Winter""."

"What's a wolf's favorite breakfast food? A wolffle."

"I can't get my dog to stop chasing people on bikes. I guess I'll have to take his bikes away."

"My brother is so poor... ...He had to jerk off the dog to feed the cat."

"*Guy tries giving me his phone number* Me: Oh no thank you. I already have one"

"kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are"