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Joke of the Day
"[text from friend) Her: You doing okay? Me: Yeah I guess. Why, what have you heard?"
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"Why hasn't Beetle Bailey retired from the Army yet?"
"Short, but good nonetheless Every ""yo mamma"" joke has been done thousands of different times, by thousands of different people. Just like yo mamma."
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"Corny Japanese Cartoons Ani-maize ...I'll leave now."
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"You heard about /r/politics? Or as I like to call it, ""Baby's first election."""
"how did the bananas get away from the cops? They split up."
"If you emphasize the po in police they're probably already after you."
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