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Joke of the Day

"I'm skipping the gym today because I already have a six pack... waiting for me in the fridge at home."

"A couple were working as weed dealers It was a joint operation."

"How was your trip to Israel? This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty ""in tents""."

"Did you hear about the microbiologist who travelled around the world? He was a man of many cultures"

"What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar? I've seen herbivore."

"A dop Ted Father : Son, do we have any dop ted? Son : What's a dop ted? Father : You are. You're adopted. Son : Nice one dad. Father : I'm not your dad."

"Life is always one step forward, two steps back...Then slide to the left...Slide to the right. CRISS CROSS!!!"

"I don't think I could date a deaf person... I couldn't take the silent treatment!"

"Finally thought of a retort to my bro's friend who kicked me from his car in 1998 I don't need your Camero anyway Ricky MY LIFE is a joyride"

"*good cop/bad cop interrogation* *good cop is nice to the suspect* *bad cop shoots good cop and sets suspect free* man he's a bad cop"