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Joke of the Day

"DJ Khaled has just declined a role in his upcoming biopic. When asked about his decision, he was quoted to have said ""never play yourself."""

"It's always Sunny in Florida Until the filthy Shia move into the neighborhood."

"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam."

"What did the penis say to the condom? ""Cover me. I'm going in."""

"I once tried starting a private airline business But it never took off"

"Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"My wife said I lack empathy I don't understand how she could feel that way."

"""Everything I touch just turns to shit!"" - Large intestines"

"What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The large pizza can feed a family of four."

"Why don't blind people bungee jump? Cause it scares the fuck out of the dogs"