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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the study of butts? Analysis."

"James Bond is the type of top secret spy who announces who he is, then shoots everyone and sets off a bomb while doing absolutely no spying."

"What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash? Take your time, there's no Rush..."

"France and Italy are in a battle against each other. Who wins? Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides."

"It's not my fault that I'm lazy. It walks in the family."

"Why can't you trust an atom? They make up everything."

"what do you call a fly with no wings? A walk."

"President Obama had lunch today with Hillary Clinton. Hillary told the president, ""After phoning my top advisers, I think I'll run for office."" And the president said, ""I know. I listened in."""

"""Hi, I'm here for Paradox Club."" -Actually this is Oxymoron Club. ""Ok, same difference."" *looks at group* -Oh, this guy is good."

"How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend? He has one clean finger."