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"What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center? A plane bagel."
"Never Fall in love with a Heroin addict because even though they have a lot of love to give. It's all in Vein"
"Breaking: Brad and Angelina have broken up. Thousands of kids homeless."
"People come up to me all the time in the street and they ask me, they ask me: ""Say, Paul, what's the Mahabharata?"" And I say to them, I say, ""Oh, just a bit of light reading."""
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes..... ...that way when you criticize them you are a mile away, and have their shoes."
"Did you hear about the opera singing monk? He took a vow of Pavarotti."
"Was Nor'easter Nemo an omeN? Cold day in Hell yesterday. Tomorrow, zombies."
"Just realized all my tweets are about my genitals . Time to change the subject. Do you believe in aliens ? If so , do they have genitals?"
"What did the fuse say when it blew out? Sorry, I couldn't resist."