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Joke of the Day
"What does a pencil have in common with marijuana? If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt."
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"How Do You Start An African Rave? staple toast to the ceiling..."
"What do you call a female Israelite? A Shebrew"
"Why did the comedian cross the road? To tell me this joke."
"How many fat people does it take to get a subreddit banned? [This post has been banned for your protected - Ellen Pao] ^^^NINJAEDIT: ^^^Just ^^^one"
"Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist? A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended."
"Jokes About Canada I've been trying to think of jokes about Canada. I could rib on universal health care, maple syrup, or ""sorry"". But no matter what I think of, it always ends up feeling sort of eh."
"What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk? Coink! Coink!"
"I dig, You dig, We dig, He dig, She dig, They dig, It might not be a very beautiful poem, but at least, it's quite deep."