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Joke of the Day

"How Do You Start An African Rave? staple toast to the ceiling..."

"What's the difference between herpes and friends? I don't have any friends."

"Your life may be an open book, but could you skip to the good parts."

"The Cheesecake Factory had a ""Help Wanted"" sign. I was really disappointed that it wasn't to help eat the cheesecake. #FluffyChickProblems"

"Berlin 1945 Ten Soviet soldiers are lining up to rape a German woman. She keeps screaming ""Nein!Nein!"" So one of them left."

"[lunch break] Gf: I have 30min Me: you thinking what im thinking? Gf: oh yea *starts undressing Me: *googles closest laser tag location"

"Why are rapists terrible at academics? BECAUSE THEY THINK WITH THE WRONG HEAD!"

"Enrages me when I see guys using cute dogs to pick up chicks. It's like, why did I have kids."

"How soon is it going to be before school spelling tests only requires getting the first three letters correct until google does the rest."

"Def Leppard are a bunch of liars. I poured some sugar on a girl one time and it was a complete mess, she was not happy at all."