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Joke of the Day

"what idiot named it jurassic world instead of parks and rex"

"Fox News' slogan is ""Fair and Balanced"". That's it. That's the joke."

"I hate when her husband comes home early. She says I'm the pool boy. And I spend the next few hours cleaning the pool. This is BULLSH!T!"

"What the difference between a catholic priest and a pimple? Pimples wait until puberty to come on your face."

"I can be the Taco Beast... ...If you're my Taco Belle!"

"What's the difference between love and herpes? Love doesn't last forever."

"What did arnold schwarzenegger say to the chemist Get to the COPPER!!!!!"

"What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two? Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!"

"My Halloween costume this year: I'm gonna get drunk and make a space suit out of Bud Light boxes. When people ask who I'm supposed to be, I'll respond, ""I'm Buzzed Lightbeer!"""

"Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers"