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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist? A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended."

"You know I think Fight Club is pretty underrated. Nobody talks about it these days"

"Why is the vagina also called pussy? Because, when the chick gets aroused, it gets all sticky, like it has pus in it. Get it? Pus-sy."

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick. My dad used to tell me this all the time when I was little. Still makes me chuckle to this day."

"How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the penis... LADDER! I said ladder!"

"My friend asked me what my favorite calculator was... My friend asked me what my favorite calculator was. I told him they all had their plusses and minuses."

"The doctor told me I need more greens in my diet. So I have no switched to mint Oreos."

"Great Gatsby (2013), Wolf of Wallstreet (2013), Django Unchained (2012): Leonardo DiCaprio is rich and screams at people"

"What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't gotten the box open yet."

"A man and his wife were once in a very healthy marriage."