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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a female Israelite? A Shebrew"

"Did you hear about the Football player that went to Prison? He went in as a tight end, but left a wide receiver."

"True story I was listing all the TV shows I like to a friend. When I got to ""Psych"", he thought I was just kidding about all the previous shows."

"What did the socialists use before candles? Electricity"

"[trying to talk to girl] Ha so you from around here? ""Ya"" Cool me too. I love planet earth"

"Do I have a joke about periodic table of elements? Na"

"What did Russell Crowe say when he found out that his ex-wife was eaten by a cannibal? I'm gladiator."

"Angry Stair Why was the stair frustrated and angry? It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!"

"What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil? Popeye's knob."

"[christmas lights are being put up] Every moth ever: oh hell yeah"