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Joke of the Day
"Lost in a corn maze? Light it on fire. Turn it into a popcorn maze. Eat your way out."
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"What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert? A Standing Blow-vation."
"1. Find homeless man. 2. Bathe him. 3. Wash & patch up his clothes. 4. Give him a record player. 5. Congratulations, you own a hipster."
"What do older women wear? Depends"
"How do cows multiply? With cowculators!"
"An interesting fact about the word ""poop."" While saying the word ""poop"" your mouth resembles your anus while pooping. Another great example of this relationship is with the word ""diarrhea."""
"Two Charles Dickens bar drinks Charles Dickens Martini- olive or twist Charles Dickens Cider- usually a little tart"
"70 yr old boss: i have the body of a fit 30 yr old. Me: where? Buried in your rose garden?"
"Why don't Rooster's wear underwear? Because their pecker's on their face"
"Why did the anthropologist eat a lot of yogurt? So that he could understand culture."