2009

Joke of the Day

"How many fat people does it take to get a subreddit banned? [This post has been banned for your protected - Ellen Pao] ^^^NINJAEDIT: ^^^Just ^^^one"

"Sorry I asked for a rim job... ... it was only tongue in cheek."

"Me: The bathroom Wife: What? Me: I was about to get off the couch and just wanted to stop you before you asked where I was going."

"They say real women have curves. Well, then, the lady in front of me at Starbucks is a real, real, real, real, real, real, real, real woman."

"The doctor told the couple to eat lemons before sex to avoid pregnancy. ........But there was a mis-conception."

"Love is like Wi-Fi You can't see it, but you'll know when you lose it."

"Did you hear the one about the guy who was about to tell a joke and then thought better of it? He killed it."

"What is Gordon Ramsay's least favourite subreddit? IT'S R/AWW!!"

"What do you call a joke that is not funny? An unfunny joke"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't fucking know. Chickens don't even know what roads are he probably thought it was a field."