2009

Joke of the Day

"How many fat people does it take to get a subreddit banned? [This post has been banned for your protected - Ellen Pao] ^^^NINJAEDIT: ^^^Just ^^^one"

"""Our toes look nothing like that!"" - Camels"

"Why do women wear white wedding dresses? So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove"

"*Hands girl a card that says Be Mine* Girl: Aw that's so sweet *Pulls out a pickaxe* Me: Come on, do it I need some iron ASAP lady!"

"Why are test tube manufacturers always single? People just seem to find them vial!"

"Smooth jazz always puts me to sleep... ...must be the mellow tonin'."

"All that Felix proved Sunday was that Red bull does not give you wings... You must use a parachute"

"So there's a child and a gorilla... Well there WAS a gorilla."

"What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common? Baristas"

"What name do you give to a frog? (croaky voice) ROBBERT"