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Joke of the Day

"My nephew told me all he wants for Christmas is his dead dog back. Can't WAIT to see his face when I wrap it up and stick it under the tree."

"Most problems can be solved by pouring a concrete slab over the person causing the problems."

"What does a dyslexic Christian worship? Dog"

"What do you call a dog that goes to the beach? Ballroom blitz"

"[Ouijja Board] What is the meaning of life? S-T-A-Y-I-N A-L-I-V-E S-T-A-Y-I-N A-L-I-V-E *Squints at board* What the heck? A Bee Gee board?"

"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap her!"

"West Virginians are like burgers. They're always inbred."

"What does a robot do after sex? Nuts and bolts"

"Ladies and Gents ""Ladies and Gents.... ...and that concludes our tour of the toilets."""

"It's sad that some of you need to berate others to feel better about yourselves. Idiots."