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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Porsche and a Porcupine? A Porcupine has the pricks on the outside"
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"Hillary Clinton doesn't suck! Just ask Bill"
"The US asked Mexico how many illegal immigrants got into America each year... Mexico said- ""Not Juan"""
"So I decided to make some fan-fiction. My fan-fiction is about reality. I'm calling it The Bible."
"My wife and I are walking through Central Park and pointing out all of the places that we remember seeing dead bodies on Law & Order."
"There are three people in this world The ones that can count, and the ones that cant."
"Pretty certain the day I die my body will be found tangled in Saran Wrap with an untouched sandwich on the counter."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? Zero."
"I need to get off my high horse. He's certainly in no condition to take me anywhere right now. Get yourself together, junkie."
"Survivor 1: ""Help! I can't swim! I'm drowning!"" Survivor 2: ""I have a buoy, friend."""