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Joke of the Day
"There was a birthday party at the homeless shelter It also had a poor punch line."
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"Upon graduation from the University of Phoenix, do they just send you a screencap of your degree?"
"Have you heard the new hipster joke? No? I just got it on vinyl"
"Lame joke I made one night. What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender? A visit from the cops."
"This ATM will not give me free money no matter how many times I try the Konami Code."
"A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck... Bar tender looks at him and says, ""I guess I'll let you hang out but you better not start anything."""
"10,000 worth of devices were stolen from an apple store last night. Police are hopeful that the 3 phones will be found."
"What suicidal space creature did Kirk find on the Enterprise? A Tribble with troubles."
"New Urinals I'm not a fan of those new shaped urinals, went for a pee earlier and the fan just blew it everywhere!"