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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to change it five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light."

"My shoulder just got to 2nd base with the chick who is cutting my hair..."

"All I want in life is to be cool enough to cut up slices of an apple and eat them directly from the knife."

"Where did Abdelhamid Abaaoud do most of his craft shopping? Wahabi Lobby."

"Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off."

"If God is your co-pilot - swap seats."

"awesome jokes guys keep em coming As a single father, I love browsing this subreddit so when I see my wifes kids once a month I have a lot of epic jokes to tell them. Keep em coming!"

"Sleeping thoughts Sometimes when I go to sleep I like to look at the stars and just think... what the hell happened to my roof!?"

"The Sun doesn't need to go to college Because it already has 28 million degrees."

"What does 80 year-old pussy taste like? Depends..."