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Joke of the Day
"Be careful in traffic with your pasta car... You wouldn't want it to get al dente."
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"Lifeguards should focus more on water safety and less on me laying eggs in the sand."
"Married sex is a lot like Prison sex... The sex you're wanting, you're not getting. And the sex you're getting, you're not wanting."
"What happens when a dick meets a hardass? Well... Fuck."
"Alcohol may not be able to give you a loving hug when you need it but the Liquor Mart employee's you're buying it off of sure can."
"My girlfriend is a game girl And I'm the game boy"
"I graduated in zooscatology. ""BULLSHIT!"""
"As soon as I get to a party, I start saying goodbye; that way I'm out of there within 4 hours."
"Give a man a fish and he'll go to McDonald's instead. Teach a man to fish and nope, still McDonald's"
"A man walks into an Apple store... ..and lets out a huge fart. Within seconds, everyone in the entire store leaves. Why? -- Because there are no Windows"