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Joke of the Day
"Be careful in traffic with your pasta car... You wouldn't want it to get al dente."
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"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino....."
"There's a doctor who goes around my neighbourhood handing out body parts... ...he gives me the willies."
"In solidarity with peaceful Muslim communities around the world, I believe America should finally elect it's first Muslim president to a third term."
"What did the desert say to the rainforest when it kicked a ball over the fence. Looks like you're gonna have to climate."
"the most dangerous dog breed is probably the Crime Lab"
"Mommy, mommy can I lick the bowl out? Noooo...just flush the toilet like a normal person......"
"If I ever had a one night stand and the guy texted me the next day and said ""nice to meat you""... I'd marry him."
"At Starbucks I order under the name Godot. Then leave."
"if I was ever in prison I'd quickly assert dominance by giving everyone a fabulous makeover"