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Joke of the Day

"I don't like playing Uno with Mexicans... They always steal the green cards ..."

"White girls: You do know Nutella has been around for more than 50 years and is terrible for you, right?"

"Watching ""Wizard of Oz"". I'd forgotten how the neighbor wants to kill Toto and Auntie Em and Uncle Henry were fine with it. Family fun!"

"What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets? The Whittle Business *badum ching*"

"I finally got around to reading that book on watches I got last year It's about time."

"Q: What's blue and smells like red paint? A: Blue paint."

"Why is it called ""Alien vs Predator""? Isn't predator an alien too? They should've just called it ""Some Aliens"""

"Why can't people with Alzheimer's tell a joke?"

"Parenting Hack: slide a little cash your kid's teacher's way, & all of his crafts projects will ""mysteriously"" disappear after being graded."

"Karma points do not reflect your self worth Now gimme my karma points!"