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Joke of the Day
"I finally got around to reading that book on watches I got last year It's about time."
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"If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?"
"People who mispronounce Grand Prix... ...are just grand pricks."
"Cop: First name please... ""Frida"" Cop: Last name... ""Gomam"" Cop: You're Frida Gomam? *peels out* Cop: Nice, nice"
"Her: Oh no, I've lost my jacket.. Me: *appears from the shadows* (whispers) you left it at the restaurant *slinks back into the shadows*"
"The tattoos in your shirtless avi say 'bad boy'; the flowered wallpaper behind you scream 'living in mom's sewing room'."
"What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common? Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na"
"I picked up a tub of ice cream and a tub of light ice cream They weighed the same."
"Columbus didn't get to India because he was dis-Oriented He found the Americas by Occident."
"How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the penis... LADDER! I said ladder!"