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Joke of the Day
"Why can't people with Alzheimer's tell a joke?"
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"Hippy walks into a bar The barman says ""Sorry, we don't serve free spirits"""
"Two sowing machines are sitting in a bar.. And one says, *""Are you a singer?""* Then the other replies, *""Why? Janome?""*"
"How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent? She starts her sentance with ""A man once told me"""
"I heard a wild, made-up, native american folk story the other day... It was some Crazy Horse shit"
"Last week I ordered a vault and some speakers Today they arrived, safe and sound."
"[cow pushing 5 shopping carts out of store] Ugh, why do I keep shopping for groceries on 4 empty stomachs"
"How do you dispose of a human body Wait this isn't Google"
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