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Joke of the Day

"Why can't people with Alzheimer's tell a joke?"

"The main difference between kids and dogs is that kids grow out of following you to the bathroom"

"Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in? That's how you set the bar high."

"Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America? Because Freedom Rings."

"I've noticed you keep tiny pictures of family members in your wallet. Nice, I didn't know you played. I'm looking to trade my Nana card."

"Did you hear about the penny and magnifying glass who got married? Their wedding was magnifycent."

"Why do natives hate snow? Because it's white and it's on their land!"

"Ordered a pizza. Delivery guy and I talked for 45 minutes about swords and he got fired. Now he lives here, we're gonna fight crime together"

"1% battery..... Because I like to live on the"

"what does clark kent have for breakfast? alter-eggos"