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Joke of the Day

"White girls: You do know Nutella has been around for more than 50 years and is terrible for you, right?"

"Yo mama is so fat ... she might die from a Cardiovascular Disease"

"Why couldn't Jesus eat M&M's? because of the holes in his hands"

"They say you can't tell a funny joke about terrorism, but you can. It's all in the execution."

"FACT: If you don't own a suit, you get to stay in your twenties forever."

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers,some of them go through 110 stories in 10 seconds."

"It's 364 days until Christmas And people already have their lights up!"

"When I was a kid, I liked to lay face down in the snow with a boner and make ""snow girlfriends."""

"What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business"

"I'll huff I'll puff and I'll smoke all of your stuff. -Big Broke Wolf"