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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets? The Whittle Business *badum ching*"
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"Of course Tom Brady got twice the suspension Ray Rice did. Ray Rice only beat his wife, Tom Brady beats everybody."
"Why do Jews have big noses? Because the air is free."
"First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh what did you have done? First witch: Nothing I was just going in for an estimate."
"My drug dealer cracks me up."
"What's a neckbeard's favorite pie? Lemon m'ringue pie"
"A good name for a vintage store would be 'Pants Dead People Have Farted In'"
"[OC] What do you call a Latino on a bike? Juan less car (one less car)"
"How do you know if someone grew up in New York City? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face? A femijizm"