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Joke of the Day

"Parenting Hack: slide a little cash your kid's teacher's way, & all of his crafts projects will ""mysteriously"" disappear after being graded."

"A jew buys a round of drinks for the entire bar ."

"God doesn't play dice well, that's what he tells Mrs God."

"A dyslexic walks into a bank and yells: ""Hands in the air motherfuckers! This is a stick up!"" Because he's just dyslexic and can still speak fine"

"She died doing what she loved! Telling me how to drive."

"What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster? Hi, Ladies!"

"What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS? Nothing."

"Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris."

"Be the reason they create new laws."

"What is worse than dying in a mass shooting in America? Your dad finding out you're gay."