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Joke of the Day

"Parenting Hack: slide a little cash your kid's teacher's way, & all of his crafts projects will ""mysteriously"" disappear after being graded."

"I only work because it feels so good when I stop."

"What did the Native American do after culinary school? He became a Souix chef."

"what cross road chicken"

"[1st Date] (Okay, don't let her know you're addicted to eating fruit) Me: This is good [2nd Date] [3rd Date] [4th Date] [5th Date] Her: Stop"

"Im voting Hillary Clinton this year. Because she dosnt suck"

"To the person who stole my Microsoft Office. I will take it back. You have my Word."

"Selfie Stick - Picture taking device used when the internet has made you so socially awkward you can't ask a stranger to take a pic for you"

"The only Christmas spirit you'll see from me this year is a bottle of rum under your tree."

"Saw my neighbor walking down the street with a case of beer, I said ""That for me?"". He said ""I got this for my wife"", I said ""Great trade!"""