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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pony have such a hard time talking? He was a little horse"
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"So the Zika virus causes tiny brains huh? Something something something Congress something something Donald Trump."
"What is an alcoholic's favorite part of the chicken? The Cock Tail"
"What do you call a government consisted of burglars? A thiefdom."
"Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year? Me: Math."
"The thing about statistics is, if you gather enough, you'll find a coincidence."
"Been coughing all day. Can't seem to stop. Guess I should go see a movie."
"Pretty sure Zinedine Zidane never forgave his parents for all the waiting he had to do for his attendance call in school."
"Knock knock Who's there? Grandma Grandma who? Grandma gun, were goin huntin'"
"Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed? Because they finish each other's sentences"