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Joke of the Day
"The thing about statistics is, if you gather enough, you'll find a coincidence."
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"One day mike was praying god and suddenly god appears God: What do you want? Mike: A job, Big Car and Lot of Girls God: Your wish is granted Poor Mike is Driver of Girls School Bus."
"4-year-old: Can you hold my rubber ducky? Me: *takes the ducky* Why? 4: I dropped it in the toilet."
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"""A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend."""
"I had to fire my receptionist today. There was just no connection."
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